Hygiene is a universal term used to sum up practices of cleanliness. So men please don't be afraid to have VERY GOOD HYGIENE. It doesn't make you any less of a man and no one will think any less of you, however we will think negatively of you if you fail to complete the practices of cleanliness!
This brings me to today's posting...
So I go in the bathroom to, er, handle business and as I approach the urinal I looked down. Why? I have no idea, maybe it was because I don't like bathroom conversation and I didn't want the guy in there to think that it was okay to talk to me...but I digress.
And when I look down, I see Pubes!!!!! And not just any ordinary short and curly's, but this one and the other were quite long. Immediately several things went thru my head...why are they so long, ewwwww, maybe they aren't pubes at all, but then who would have their head that CLOSE to the urinal, and the list goes on. So I finally settled on, maybe their pubic hair is just extremely long...WTH???? SMH SMH SMH
Men please do yourself a favor. If you look down and realize that you can braid your pubic hair, or when you do the "man check" and your fingers get caught then odds are it is DEFINITELY TIME TO TRIM AND SHAPE!
Please don't make me out on an A.P.B. on you and carry your nasty yeti ass off to EMBARRASSMENT JAIL!!!!
~feenix
The Open Relationship
2 years ago
2 comments:
the man check...lmao
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