Ok, you are asking who in the HELL is "Larry!!" Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife asks, "Where in the HELL have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly!! "What the HELL were you thinking?" she asked, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" Larry said "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!" Larry is recovering in room 232 at the hospital.
This is the kind of SHITE people send to my email...DO SOME WORK PEOPLE!!!!!!
LOL, thats why I can't get none done, cuz yall sending this!!! SMH SMH
~feenix
Messy
5 years ago
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