Porcelain Doll...

Here's the thing
I appreciate all the love
The constant catering kisses and hugs
But lately I'm wondering what you do it for
If the reason you act all over sweet is cause you want to keep me on a leash.
I have no choice but to show you the door.

If you want to cradle me like a little child
And lock me down
I'm not your possession
I'm a full grown man I am not your porcelain doll

Here's the thing you wanna put me in fancy clothes
And take me everywhere you go
And show me off to all your fancy friends...
Well here's the thing
I really don't mind the clothes
I love a nice suit with some square toes
But a trophy I'm not, So baby think again...

(Hey) and Here's the thing
You always wanna hold my hand
And say things to me like I'm the man So let me do what a man's suppose to do
Well here's the thing you can be the man all the while
Understanding I am not a child
You're a man for sure, but baby I'm grown too...
Hey Hey


If you want to cradle me like a little child
And lock me down
I'm not your possession
I'm a full grown man I am not your porcelain doll
If you want to cradle me like a little girl
And lock me down
I'm not your possession
I'm a full grown man I am not your porcelain doll

[Hook:]
Said you gotta respect me totally
Otherwise I'm goin up and leave
And baby I know you don't want me to do that.
Say you gotta respect me totally, so when I say back up off of me
Just kiss my cheek and politely move back...


If you want to cradle me like a little child
And lock me down
I'm not your possession
I'm a full grown man I am not your porcelain doll

I'm a full grown man I am not your porcelain doll
One more time
I'm a full grown man I am not your porcelain doll

How Do I Feel Today...

Like a Drone, moving along subconsciously because I know the routine.
Without emotion, robotic in every way; from tone of voice to rehearsed movements
Blah because emotion escapes me.
Like nothing excites me.
Like my bed is calling; the darkness, the warmth, the solitude.
Like why did I wake up this morning?
Like everything will annoy me.
Again without emotion...

So I will sit here and drink my Herbal Green Tea (a harmonious blend with lemongrass & spearmint) my dear dear friend the power of ZEN...


~feenix

So I Ran Across This....

The following post is what someone else wrote on their blog and I found it by accident. Read it and let me know at what points your eyes widen, your mouth drops, and you began to have other thoughts...

"I stood on my front steps last evening, talking to my neighbor, a woman as ridiculously vigilant regarding the park as I am.

You see, there’s a public park across the street from our properties, a lovely green spot with big trees. There’s soccer and baseball in the summer, hockey in the winter, large intra-mural colored-tee-shirt-wearing competitions between teenagers of different churches (“Current standings: Lamb of God has walloped Christ Our Lord at the three-legged race; House of Mercy has trounced Abundant Life in punt/pass/throw! Up next: The Church of the Nazarene against 34th Street Southern Baptist. You have two minutes to the starting gun! Two minutes!”)

Screaming laughing kids, the litter, the bull-horned announcements, the cars.

The cars.

Sometimes the cars pull up, cut their engines, make phone calls, wait for other cars. Thug-Life tattooed men move things from one trunk to another and then speed away.

And there I am, on my second-floor porch, watching, trying to get a license plate number. Difficult to do, but the binoculars I got for my birthday help.

No one ever looks up.

And those aren’t hotdish recipes they’re trading.

I call every time, but the cops haven’t made it in time to catch them yet.

The cars – who can describe them? That’s the problem when you can’t get the plate number.

“Ummm. It was a white car. It had four doors and tinted windows. I’m pretty sure it had tires. And there was chrome. Lots of chrome. Oh, and I believe “Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle” was on the DVD player in the back, but I might be wrong about that.”

Have you seen that car?

When did I stop knowing things about cars? I like to think it was when, at least in my eyes, they stopped being distinctive and interesting; but it could actually be about the time I didn’t have to know anything any more, aka after me and the Lug Nut broke up.

I think I became willfully ignorant after that, just because I could.

Ha! Take that, ex-boyfriend! I refuse to remember what you taught me!

That’ll teach him to, uh, teach.

Anyway, what I know about cars would fill a thimble, and get your thimble ready because here it is: You absolutely can flush your own radiator by following the directions on a package; if you’ve just changed your oil and yet nothing registers on the dipstick you might want to check if you put the plug back in; no matter what anyone tells you, your Van Allen Belt is not loose; and there’s not been a single recorded instance of someone being dangerously low on blinker fluid.

And when you absolutely can’t tell a Honda Accord from a Honda Civic, you keep your camera at hand.

Bring on the arms traders. "

~feenix

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the hospital

Ok, you are asking who in the HELL is "Larry!!" Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife asks, "Where in the HELL have you been?" Larry replies "I was out getting a tattoo!" "A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates" he said proudly!! "What the HELL were you thinking?" she asked, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" Larry said "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!" Larry is recovering in room 232 at the hospital.

This is the kind of SHITE people send to my email...DO SOME WORK PEOPLE!!!!!!
LOL, thats why I can't get none done, cuz yall sending this!!! SMH SMH

~feenix

Utter Confusion...

I don't know if I am coming or going...
To describe me as a ball of emotions, would be putting it lightly.

Being without control is new to me, and I haven't determined if I like this feeling
Why does life have to be so hard?

Why do we find ourselves in situations that for whatever reason we just can't get out of or have the strength to leave alone.

Why are choices so complicated, when everything seems to be so easy.
Is it that hard to just go with the flow?

Is laughter the ultimate mask of deception? Do we laugh even when its not remotely funny? If laughter is indeed the best medicine, then what is it when it turns to tears?

The human is said to be complex, but my argument is that the human is just the drone controlled by the complexity of the mind...

The mind fosters emotion..Emotion is UNCONTROLLABLE. Emotion is RAW, Emotion is STRONG, Emotion is DETERMINED, Emotion just IS!

~feenix

Male Hygiene...

Hygiene is a universal term used to sum up practices of cleanliness. So men please don't be afraid to have VERY GOOD HYGIENE. It doesn't make you any less of a man and no one will think any less of you, however we will think negatively of you if you fail to complete the practices of cleanliness!

This brings me to today's posting...

So I go in the bathroom to, er, handle business and as I approach the urinal I looked down. Why? I have no idea, maybe it was because I don't like bathroom conversation and I didn't want the guy in there to think that it was okay to talk to me...but I digress.

And when I look down, I see Pubes!!!!! And not just any ordinary short and curly's, but this one and the other were quite long. Immediately several things went thru my head...why are they so long, ewwwww, maybe they aren't pubes at all, but then who would have their head that CLOSE to the urinal, and the list goes on. So I finally settled on, maybe their pubic hair is just extremely long...WTH???? SMH SMH SMH

Men please do yourself a favor. If you look down and realize that you can braid your pubic hair, or when you do the "man check" and your fingers get caught then odds are it is DEFINITELY TIME TO TRIM AND SHAPE!

Please don't make me out on an A.P.B. on you and carry your nasty yeti ass off to EMBARRASSMENT JAIL!!!!

~feenix

Bulletproof Soul...

I know the end before
The story's been told
It's not that complicated
But you're gonna need a bullet proof soul

You were trigger happy baby
You never warned me let me free
It's not that complicated
But you're going to need a bullet proof soul
Think you got it but you got all the trouble you need
I came in like a lamb
But I intend to leave like a lion

It hit me like a slow bullet
It hit me like a slow bullet

~feenix

Me Time...

All things being equal, I always put you first
You know that I've been down for you for better and for worst
All things being equal, I've been more than cool
So it seems only natural to expect the same from you
Now I ain't trying to start nothing, I like things drama free
But there won't be nothing to stop if you keep sweatin' me
Sometimes I just need my space, no different than you
So if I don't care that you do, why can't you deal with it?

I need some me time, Not some you and some I
Just some me time
I need some HE time, Just some free time
You ain't got to worry, There ain't nothing going on
I need some me time, That's all, That's all...

All things being equal, your not the only one
If I wanted to roll like that, I could have anyone I want
All things being equal, I've got a right to choose
The only thing you need to know, is my choice is always you
Now, I'm not trying to flip on you or make a mess of things
But if I put my trust in you, then you should do the same
I'm not going anyplace, I'm not going anywhere
So why you gotta be actin' all scared...


I need some me time, Not some you and some I
Just some me time
I need some HE time, Just some free time
You ain't got to worry, There ain't nothing going on
I need some me time, That's all, That's all...

I'm not deserving of your doubt and lack of trust for me,
It's disturbing you would think that low of me
I've told you anything and everything that's goin' on..

I JUST NEEDED SOME ME TIME...

In relationships the parties involved fail to realize that sometimes your partner needs that moment of clarity to just deal with their life and the thoughts going on in their head. And as their partner you should understand that. But often times we don't and it leads to a dissolution of a relationship... I know from first hand experience.

I am a person that values my space and I rarely let anyone disturb that. So when I got involved in my latest relationship I communicated that to the person, yet they did all they could to be with me 24/7, when I wasn't at work. It drained me! I wasn't getting any sleep because they were there, I was being late to work because of them (my fault too because I allowed it), I rearranged my schedule and activities to accommodate them, and the ONE time I wanted a night to myself THEY FLIPPED.

Implied that I was with someone else, stated that you don't normally take baths so why take one tonight, who takes a 2-hour bath (no-one that I know of, but you do have preparations that might make bath time lead to 2-hours), etc. Now mind you I had already told them that my day was FUCKED UP and that my emotions were all over the place. So I had the right to flip, yes? Well I didn't, I just said "As I have told you already my day was FUCKED and I just want to be alone instead of taking it out on you. But you don't understand that so I am not about to have this argument, GOODNIGHT." Can you say I had a GOOD NIGHT'S sleep and I feel so rested!!!!!

Happy Hump Day!

~feenix

Just Scheduled A Test Drive...Owwwwwwwwwww!

I have wanted this car since I seen it in the very first Transformers movie...I have finally made the decision to begin purchasing it. Its a birthday gift to myself...

Tell me what you think of the color!


~feenix

The Greatest....

So if your a music fanatic like me, and lyrics make you mentally moist, then you should have a few ideas and opinions on what you think the GREATEST might be...

So this very special dedication post is about the greatest "one-liners" to date. I encourage and WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO post a response with your favorite one-liner and the artist and I will post it on the main blog site under The Greatest...

I am going to kick it off with:

"...From the gate I brrrr rrrr dah down the door, Like Eddie Murphy I gave it to you RAW, 2-piece bikini FENDI mink draggin' on the floor, Kim been the 1st lady since I dropped HARDCORE..." ~LIL KIM

Kels said:
"I'm crying everyone's tears, I have paid for all my future sins, there's nothing anyone can say to take this away, its just another day ..." King of Sorrow ~Sade

"Who the FUCK! told Bitches they could do what I do, All of a sudden these Bitches got accents too...! ~Foxy Brown

~FEENIX

Will the Real Chi-Chi please stand up!

Now if you look at the picture closely at the bottom far far left, "sarah as a dragqueen" posing with Tony...and compare it closely to the picture on the top right. You would have to ask for the real chi chi to stand up!!!!

How sad....


~feenix

Random Thoughts...

Is it wrong to ask your mother to ask the person that you used to date, whom you no longer really speak to because they are an Asshole, if you could use their house for your birthday party?

I mean what if you feel that they owe you this because they are an Asshole and you didn't know they were an asshole before you dated them?

Is it also wrong to give your mother a "script" because you are sure they are going to have questions, one in particular being "...Does he know about the party?..." to which you instruct her to reply NO!

I am only considering this as an option while I look at other spaces, but you should always have a plan B, C, D, and sometimes E...

Hmmmmm what do you think readers?


~feenix

A Very Special Day...September 11, 2009

(JUST MAKE SURE THE RIBBON IS BLUE LIKE THE ROSE BELOW!!!!)

So anyone that knows me knows that there are TWO VERY VERY SPECIAL TIMES A YEAR FOR ME and they are My Birthday and Christmas. It just so happens that my birthday is just around the corner!!!!

In addition to knowing me, you know that I prefer wedding cakes over the traditional birthday cakes. Same concept just much more elegant, as I am. But I enjoy both. And that my favorite color and flower is below:


I look at it as a time to enjoy good homemade food, family friends, and fun. I also look back over the year and analyze the good, the bad, the indifferent, and the purpose. During this time I weed out those that mean me NO good and open up room for the new that will come into my life. If you know your place in my life then you have no worries, but if you have been sometimey, fair weather, or you really aren't sure where you stand with me, its a pretty good guess that your time with me will be over. I do hope that you enjoyed all we shared, or didn't...but my love will remain the same. Without further a due...

Below is a photo list I put together to show some of the things that I would like to acquire as gifts:

DVDs - I am a big Movie Buff
Box Sets







SHOES: Size 12/13
















Shoe game official like a Ref wit a whistle...

~feenix

Pissed @ Apple Right Now...

I am sooooooooooooooooooooo feckin pissed right now. Tell me why, in the midst of my spin class DJ debut, did my IPOD 20 GB decided that it is tired of holding a charge and won't do it anymore. WTF!

Do you know how awful and boring it is to workout without any music? Its like walking through the desert with a plastic bag jumpsuit as clothing. UGH!

I am a PROUD member of the IPOD generation, but I am sad to say that with all the fanfare that is given to Apple for their innovation and futuristic technolgoy why the feckstick can't the damn thing hold a charge.

Now as long as its plugged into a charging device it will play. But the moment you unhook it, the screen will fade out and a display message will appear saying "battery low please connect to charging device" even if its been charging for hours.


Such as life I suppose, and technology isn't perfected YET!

Glad my Birthday is just 28 days 686 hours 41196 minutes 2471720 seconds away... BUT WHO'S COUNTING

~FEENIX

Today's Strawberry Letter...

If you follow the Steve Harvey Show....then you know about the Strawberry Letters. (If not its a segment where you can email/mail in your situation and ask for advice on a solution from the team) Well I am going to paste below today's letter...

Hey everybody, I'm a 24yr woman I get graduated from college in Biology I'm also a AKA. I have no family but my boyfriend we been dating since high school. He hates the fact that Im smarter than him and i graduated early from college he's a slacker. He recently broke my arm cause I got excepted for a job in Texas. His mother say just deal with it cause you know how much he love u PLEASE!! 3mths ago he bust my nose and cut all me hair offcause he didn't make the faternity. I tryed talking to his mother about leaving but she goes back and tell him everything. I know Im smart but everytime I try to leave he follows I'm scared the next will be that he KILLS me WHAT I AM TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please feel free to share your thoughts. I will keep mine hidden because I want to know if we have the same thing on our mind as we read this. Please post the first thing that comes to your head...and if after you process it later on in the day, week, month, year...come back!

~feenix

Can we build an EMBARASSMENT JAIL...

CLICK EACH BOLD LINK TO WATCH THE VIDEO

BlackBottom.com - Grandmas "Drop It Like It's Hot" To Get Out Of a Traffic Ticket...
My sister said she had no words for this "coonary"..I was like coonary? WTF, dying of laughter.

BlackBottom.com - Live lobsters scare the hell out of Black woman
Should you even be cooking/eating crabs if you have to go thru all this?

BlackBottom.com - Keep Yo Dancing Ass Off The Treadmill!
He should be the poster child for the EMBARRASSMENT JAIL

BlackBottom.com - "CRACKHEADS GONE WILD" Creator on FOX News...
So who should go to EMBARRASSMENT JAIL the producer or the crackheads?

BlackBottom.com - Memphis Gay Black Pride Cupid Shuffle
Is that a grassy knoll?
p.s. is that a child at gay black pride?

And the coup de grace....This Pic!


Send his parents too!



So we can lock up all MUTHAFUKKERS that embarrass our race!

So glad I'm a white woman...

~feenix
p.s. WHY DID MY SISTER NAME THE JAIL THE "COONARY COLONY" *DEAD* FROM LAUGHTER

p.p.s. My sister said this to me "OMG I can’t believe you were on this website checking out more coonary. I just looked at the links you put on your blog. I am so completely disgusted with “crackheads” gone wild!!!!! Wth would even make a person think of doing that? I can only be so mad at the crackheads b/c they are after all crackheads that will do anything for a dollar. But this man paying them to do stuff for TV, knowing they will take whatever dollars they get to buy more crack. When the lady said some of the characters are becoming so well known they are selling their autographs for cash I darn near fell out of my seat. He is the one that should be thrown in the coonary colony, maximum security He should be forced to watch Roots, Roots the next generation, Sankofa, and any other televisions shows where they depicted happy sambo type characters sitting around all day eating chicken, watermelon, and grape soda every day for the duration of his sentence. I’m so outdone!!!"

Do Assholes Take a Break?

So is there any time of the day where people just say "Hey you know what, I am gonna take a break from being an asshole"? Or a time when the self-centered assholes finally realize, if even for a brief moment, that they are NOT the only one's in the world or on the fucking road?

Case in point: So everyone knows that I spend a pretty significant amount of time during the week in the gym. Not because I am trying to be buff and swole to the point that I look like I squeezed in my clothes. Hell I am tall as shit and have a hard enough time finding clothes that fit my lengthy appendages, so do I really want to add on the task of finding shit off the rack to fit my sausage neck and abnormally big arms? But I digress... So every so often you have to change your routine so that your body doesn't become comfortable and results begin to be invisible. With that being said I am alternating my workout time from evenings to early morning. 5:30 am early... Now you would think that traffic would be fairly decent at this hour..which for the most part it is. But there's always one jockstrap that feels the need to be an asshole. Now the gym I attend is on the top floor of the building and you have to go up three levels in the parking garage to make it up. He's in front of me going extremely slow so people can see him in the "new black mans Mercedes" (a dodge charger if you didn't know) I'm like dude get the fuck, who is looking at you at 5 fucking 45 in the morning. At this point I am soooooooooo over it. I haven't had my Starbucks, I'm confused as to why I am even up this early, and now I have to deal with a crackish acting asshole. So in true Cameron Diaz fashion from Charlies Angels 1, I spin tires around this fool so I can park and get on with my Jane Fonda...Some people do have to get to work! And people think I am crazy for wanting to install a bull-horn in my car... I would have just pushed the button and said "Dude get the fuck outta the way, ain't nobody looking at you, your holding me up, and you might wanna run that piece of shit through a car wash and make sure they hit them crusty as windows you chump!"


Oh did I mention that he parked, had all his windows down, and was BLASTING this 80's rock song...I think it was Highway to hell or something like that. It was whack and so was he...UGH! COLOR ME DISGUSTED....

~feenix

3 Strikes...

Its Over...

How many chances are you supposed to give someone when they keep doing the same SHITE! I mean really, what do you have to do or say to get them to see your point. I have grown tremendously! I have learned that when dealing with other people and trying to incorporate them into your life you have to take certain steps and pay closer attention to certain things. I find the best way to go at this is straight up and to the point. So I ask very direct questions (thanks to my daddy, i love that man!) and I expect very direct answers. So when you beat around the bush and avoid answering my questions this causes concern...

When I tell you that I am a nice person and try not to get upset because I can go from 0 to 60 in seconds you should believe me. When I clearly tell you the things that upset me and you continue to do those things and then I FUCKIN' SNAP you shouldn't be surprised or upset that I snapped. You should own up to it and say yeah I kept doing it so I should have expected it. You got me WAY'FD

When you just don't take the time to see the good I do and you only go on your twisted interpretation of what I SHOULD BE DOING (if I were you, but that's just it, I'M NOT YOU!)...then it will never work.
When you get upset because I don't say what you expect me to say, something is wrong and that's not really mature!

When you tell me that you care and I SHOW YOU THAT I CARE and you get mad because I don't say I care, then you really aren't paying attention and words mean more to you than actionS...Then we aren't compatible. When you are going thru a life changing event and you fear how I MIGHT react and I react by telling you "BABY IT's OKAY, WE WILL GET THRU THIS STRONGER THAN EVER" and you have the nerve to question my sincerity THEN YOU HAVE ISSUES THAT YOU HAVE TO WORK ON.

With all that being said. I APOLOGIZE... Apologize for my timing. You weren't ready for the type of man I am. Maybe one day you will be and maybe I will be around to show you how AWESOME life can be. I apologize that we weren't able to work it out, it could have been something really special. I apologize for not fitting into a box and I apologize for being someone that you couldn't read easily. I apologize that I am a mystery, a mystery that you found intriguing in the beginning but frustrated you because you thought you would be able to change that.

It's okay, you are forgiven and I am FREE!
You are something special but just not for me and I am okay with that and I have accepted it. With all my heart, I MUST say goodbye. Maybe I will see you next lifetime. Take care of yourself...

Much Love,
~feenix

Valerie and Avis...August 09, 2009

So after and eventful weekend and with minimal sleep I had to load up "Kandy" and travel around the mean streets to pick up relatives so that we can embark on a caravan style road-trip to the great state of Pennsylvania to bear witness to the Holy Matrimony of one Ms. Valerie (my cousin) to one Mr. Avis (now my cousin-in-law)

Let's start off by saying it was hotter than Satan's Balls on this day. And as we arrive at our destination my mother was just as hot as Satan's Balls (reason: the wedding started at 3pm and we arrived at my grandma's to change clothes at 2:45 and it was 10 people that had to change) LOL she was livid and all I could do was laugh. My poor niece got it the worst and my mom leaned on her waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to the left. I could hear her from the other room goin' and all I could do was laugh and I mean LAUGH.

But can we talk about HOW MUTHAFREAKIN HOT IT WAS IN HER HOUSE...screw Satan's balls its like he snatched me up and placed me right int he crevice between his balls and his thigh and then had the audacity to close his legs. I couldn't get dressed fast enough! So I am pouring sweat and when I finally get dressed I am running down the steps and past everybody in full sprint. They like "where you going..." and I am like to my car. They knew what that meant...AIR!

So we get to the church and as we are walking by the windows are open and we can hear people talking. So we look up and its our cousin. We realize that its 3:30 and the wedding has not started kool, Moms can calm down. Oh but we walk in the church and nearly pass out...WHERE IS THE AIR IN THIS DAMN TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

So we walking in there 14 deep and people are just looking. So we take our rightful place on the front row of the bride side. You know the place reserved for FAMILY! How you doin'....
Shortly after the wedding begins. What trips me out...is that I didn't know you could sing the lords prayer...
Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, On earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. [For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever.]
Amen... Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as in heaven. Give us today our daily bread. Forgive us our sins
as we forgive those who sin against us. Save us from the time of trial and deliver us from evil. For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours now and for ever. Amen.
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHICH VERSION SHE WAS SINGING but she was definitely singing the prayer. It caught me off guard because you know how sometimes you can't get the song from the very beginning because people be wanting to do their own renditions, so when I realized it I asked my parents if she was in fact belting out a tune with the lord's prayer as the lyrics, their snickers and smiles confirmed it.

Ghetto was it? Slightly....LOL
The groomsmen, the Groom specifically, was holding conversations at the alter. The bridesmaids were all outta line. The sons gave her away but stood up there at the alter with them. And then when it came time to kiss the bride, it was almost soft core porn, with him feeling her up and grabbin' her ass and the whole 9. Not to mention homie had on suede shoes with no socks LMAO!

Reception: Was in the gymnasium at the YMCA...do I need to go any further?

But all in all I am glad that she was happy and I got to see family that I have never met or have not seen in a long time!

~feenix

August 8, 2009...The Baby Shower! Part II

So as I was reading my sisters blog (after I finished the first post) I had to come back and copy and paste, from her blog, this excerpt...

Direct quote mind you: "Oh yeah and that feckstick the pseudo sends me a text message around 2pm right in the midst of all the drama saying "ok i'm up now, what still needs to be done" (i had told him the previous day that I would be moving all day and if he could help i'd appreciate it). So I respond back saying "unpacking everything". Do you know I didn't hear from this b!tch for the rest of the day. This is why I hate him. its probably better that he didn't come though b/c my dad all day kept saying..."That little F@ggot you're pregnant by should be here helping" or "where's that little fruit boyfriend of yours". No my dad isn't homophobic or anything, he just says ignorant things sometimes..."

check out the rest at: http://mlgu.blogspot.com/

LMAO at vengence is mine the lord sayeth...she better be citing scripture while she rants and raves!

~feenix

August 8, 2009...The Baby Shower!

OK OK OK...This is the moment you have all been waiting for!

The long awaited, most anticipated event of the century of my sister Ria and the Psuedo. (If you want to know the history and why the dramatics please go to www.mlgu.blogspot.com and follow!)

Now upon my arrival I was frustrated because it was hot and I had to search for parking. To things that go against my very being. But anyhoo, I got a spot and hopped out to retrieve the gift from the trunk. As I am walking up to the house I see this yellow stick figure in the front yard and I was like who is this guy. As I get closer I say, to myself of course, "That must be him..." so I walk past and proceed into the house. Immediately I have flashbacks to the gym because it is hot as hell in there (sauna like) but I am determined to make the best of it and support my sister and cousin Michelle cuz it was about them (oh and my niece to be!)

So because I was fashionably late, by an hour, I had to endure introductions and the divide was clear. Those who were invited by her and those that were clearly invited by him. I ain't never seen no "niggas" like that. I mean and I thought I was proper being Snow White and all...but geesh where did they come from?

I am convinced that the invention of, and CONSTANT upgrades,to the cell phone was a bad idea LMAO! So immediately I tell my cousin to give me her cell number and let the texting begin. So remember when I described the Pseudo earlier, yellow stick figure, yeah I wasn't lying. He could stand to eat a whole bakery of bread and that might give him at least the look of being nourished. So I texted my cousin and was like Really? All the drama (remember go read) was for him? Now I am not sure if I should post this next piece because I am sure my sister is going to read this but here it goes...The consensus is, drum roll please.........HE'S GAY! LMAO or just gay friendly LMAO...cuz when his "boys" came in we couldn't tell where the females stopped and the men began with all the fashions and accessories and hater blockers. I was waiting for one to go in their Birkin bag and pull out their cell phone...DYING OF LAUGHTER OVER HERE as I replay this back in my head! Quite comical

But the baby shower was great! Big ups to Michelle for putting it together and snaps to Shay for them hats oh and mad props to whomever made the meatballs(my favorite) and it was so good to see so many people that I hold dear to my heart...

Ria: forever the beautiful preggers woman. I must say pregnancy really agrees with you.
Michelle: take care of that handsome heartbreaker of a son you have. (whispers) and stop getting me into trouble
Shay:I haven't seen her since 1999 and it was a PLEASURE...talk about a reunion
Mama Washington: Now I know where the rest of the kids get their beauty

And to all the other people I met along the way!

~feenix
The rest I will save for a private conversation. Contact me if you care to hear!

Be Patient...

A WALKING ZOMBIE...
I know all of my loyal friends and readers are deliciously waiting for my post RE: my weekend but I am just too tired and exhausted to give my posting its usual pizazz so I will wait until I can create and entertainingly sinful play by play of my weekend...

Until then, the best FUCK YOU you can give is to burn yourself and awake reborn...It's the feenix baby!

~feenix

LeToya...

Formally of Destiny's Child...Is WACK!!!!!

What do you think?

http://videos.essence.com/?autoplay=true&&mediaKey=410b3b18-d0f4-4acb-876c-27e96d835809&isShareURL=true

So when will we realize...?

That we will forever be the targets of racism... And whats even more sad is that we continue to give THEM (them being everyone outside of our race that looks down on and mistreats us; lead by WHITE people)the SWITCH to beat us...Check out the links to the latest tactics used to destroy and diminish the strengths of President Obama and the ugliness that we as BLACK (I don't use the term African American because even blacks from Africa don't necessarily associate themselves with the caliber of American Blacks) people accept through our behavior and decisions...

Are they serious?



http://www.politicsdaily.com/2009/08/05/rush-limbaugh-attacks-obama-the-joker-and-me/

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/03/02/steele-limbaugh-ugly/

What the Hell...?

So as each day passes, I find myself liking them more. Maybe the unnecessary beginning drama was needed to find out how each other really felt, I don't know and I am not going to put too much thought into it. When you think long, you think wrong so I am just gonna enjoy it. What I mean is...

So I was at the gym getting my 'Jane Fonda' on and all thru my workout they were on my mind. I don't take my phone into the gym so I had to wait till I was ready to go to make that call. But all thru the workout I was like damn I can't wait, I wonder if they want to come over, what are we gonna eat for dinner. WHAT THE HELL is going on here? Then I found myself trying to figure out what I was gonna make for dinner. Since the very first day they been eating good and I am trying to figure out when I picked up my apron again cuz anybody that knows me knows that I have to be in the mood to cook! And if you are not family or REAL REAL close friends yo ass might starve fuckin' with me

Can someone help me out? What the hell...

So when I finally talked to them upon leaving the gym they was like Hell yeah I'm coming over. When will you be here cuz I have to shower and get ready. I was like kool I'll head to the grocery store and get some items for dinner and that will give you time to prepare...

Harris Teeter Total: $61.00 ( I lost my mind)
2-Cornish hens
2-ears of corn
1lb-fresh strawberries
1lb-fresh cantaloupe
1-olive oil butter spread
4-organic tomatoes
1-European cucumber (@ $2.49)
1 tub of butter pecan ice cream
1 tub of sweet potatoes with brown sugar and honey
6-eggs

2 full muthafukkas and a good night's sleep

What the hell....?

~feenix

Dedicated to my Sistas and Brothas...

Who ever had some muthafukka in their life that DIDN'T MEAN THEM ANY GOOD, yet they believed in them because that muthafukka was an illusionist. And you believed that illusion!

We just want to say THANX 4 NOTHIN'...

Thanx 4 Nothin - Mariah Carey

~feenix
p.s. make sure you pay close attention to verse 2, the hook, and the bridge!

What Keeps Me Going...

Ego
Sad and Lonely
Broken Hearted Girl
Halo


I Decided
Sandcastle
T.o.n.y.


Apologize


I Remember
Shoulda Let you Go
Heaven Sent


It's Alright
Joy
Think of you


My Love Is Your Love
So Amazing
Heartbreak Hotel


Obsessed


My Life
Ain't Nothing Goin' On But the Rent
Tramp


Missing You
The Boss
Mirror Mirror
Love Hangover


Ready to Die
WArning
Juicy
Me and My Bitch


Lucifer


Beautiful


Shawty Is The Shit

And I am waiting for...