Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Is it just me....

What has the world come to where people who ARE CLEARLY WRONG IN THEIR ACTIONS feel the need to catch attitude when you address their wrong doing. Let me elaborate....Some of you know, and many of you don't, but I dont have the best temper. It goes from 0-60 very quickly which doesn't leave alot of room for you to explain once you done set me off. So as I go thru these couple of examples I want you to honestly assess my actions and theirs and form your own opinion....----sidebar: This is how I catch cases--Example 1: Chipotle has got to be the best fast food mexican joint around (DMV) so as you know during lunch(well all day for that matter) chipotle is off the hook. ---sidebar: since when did black folks start to each so much mexican-- anyhoo, I am leaving and riding down what you would call the "isle" for lack of a better term and two young girls (wont call them ladies because they were everything but) and so I proceeded behind them slowly hoping they wouild move out of the way, they didnt. So I don't have time for this crap, and I politely tooted my horn to let them know that someone driving a couple tons of steel was waiting to go by. These effin' baby carriers gonna look back and roll they eyes and keep walking like THEY had the right of way in the middle of the damn street. Temper is rising, its about at a 55 at this point so I roll down the window and say "GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE STREET" and the one who know she is about 2 shakes from catchin and S.E. beatdown says "YOU AINT GONNA DO SHIT" not a good thing to say to someone who's fuse is short and already lit. Next think you know tires start spinning and now she wants to move, and might i add RATHER QUICKLY....See people need to understand that not everyone is sane so you shouldn't just be effin' with people because you think you are invincible.... She don't know me and I could have been off my meds or something like that and flipped out and ran her over a few times. Its kinda hard to press charges and sue someone when your DEAD! Morbid I know but that is the truth of the matter and the world we live in. I am not crazy (ok maybe a little bit) but I am provoked.......Example 2: March 30, 2009 about 7:00pm I am riding down GA ave headed towards Howard U and this guy (black) of course is crossing in the middle of the street without looking. So do I feel obligated to release gas pressure,...not in the least. But I am kind enough to toot my horn. Well I guess he felt I should have slowed down and allowed him to ILLEGALLY cross the street so he decided to throw something at my car. SUCH A HUGE MISTAKE! Not sure if many of you have seen Charlies Angels 1 (if not check it out just for this scene) I busted a "U" that puts Cameron D's to shame cuz homie had me eff'd up. I pulled up along side his soccer mom van so close that if I would have pulled off my mirror would have broke his back. See he didn't think I would do such a thing. And I had to relax, relate, release because I had my sister in the car and we didn't need no unexpected child deliveries on my good leather seats and charcoal grey carpet, and she kindly informed me that it was only gum he threw..which I do believe is irrelevant seeing as how he shouldn't have been upset nor throwing things in the first place. I guess he wanted to get clubbed, cuz I dont have no problems goin' upside ya head...they just don't lock your steering wheel!The aboved mention incident (bussin' "U's" in the middle of the street that reminded me of an Incident last summer where I pulled over the school bus. YES I SAID PULLED OVER THE SCHOOL BUS as if I was an officer. So I am riding down what is known here as Allentown Road and some little hooker decides she wants to throw a soda bottle of the school bus window and hit my car. Well they thought it was quite funny until I made the bus come to a complete stop. Details begin here- So I hear a loud thump so I look in my rear view and I see the bottle rolling down the back windshield so I'm like "hell to the naw bobby" so I pull along side the bus and honk but he either doesn't hear the honk or pretends not to hear it( i wouldn't want to ride his bus) but he doesnt stop. So I pulled my car in front of the bus and stop, put it in park, and get out forcing the bus to stop. Mind you this is the middle of the street and flowing traffic. Now everybody on the bus looking stupid. He opens the door I say look someone on your bus threw a bottle out the window and hit my car so how do we proceed from here. He lookin all dumb so I say you got one of 2 options call the police or go back to the school ,he chooses the school so I make him buss a "U" in the middle of the street and go back to the school and we go from there and PG police take the girl off the bus. But they all mad at me....WTF???????????In conclusion, I am convinced that I might be a little off the richter, but with these kind of people living among us who wouldn't be....where are my pills? LOL

1 comment:

Black Casper said...

hilarious...def took that last one to the next level #crazyboy