Ok readers, I could not wait to post this so I am going to jump right into it. I WAS ASSAULTED AT THE GYM LAST NIGHT...no not physically per se (although that might not have been a bad thing) but assaulted nonetheless. This guy came up to me and started talking and I thought somebody SHITED in my nostrils. I mean was there a sewage back-up and I didn't get the memo....I know he had to taste it....but let me give you some history.
So I enter the gym and see all of the Wizard Girls in their wizard skimpy attire. So I knew something fishy was going on...Fast forward to pre-assault! So I am about to get my ab-crunch on (sidebar: do you know how many muscles are in your stomach, OMG!) and this guy walks up to me and says, with a thick accent, look at the girls. That's when I was karate kicked in my nose with a SHITE covered combat boot. I could have sworn that there was a septic back-up in the immediate vicinity. My thing is this: Do you talk to people at work with that mouth? Has no one told you that it is offensive to change their oxygen without permission?
Assaulted with a deadly weapon...
~feenix
The Open Relationship
2 years ago
1 comment:
lmao, that's too funny, but you do have to wonder if people with breath that stinky keep a nasty taste in their mouth. Either they really don't know or they really don't care. Both of which are very sad.
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