Excuse me "Ms"...

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Now that we have that out of the way...

"I in no way, shape, or form have the ill intent to offend anyone with soft manly features, henceforth referred to as "Ms" and to belittle their manhood in anyway." ~feenix

Good Morning 'feenix magazine' readers on this wonderful edition of "TAKE IT EASY THURSDAYS"... Let me know what you think of my gym experience last night.

So I am gradually reaching a point in my adult life where I pretty much say whats on my mind. (with tact of course...or as tactful as the situation will allow) So you know that the gym is the best place to see people from all walks of life, cultures, backgrounds, and all those will all types of leisure lifestyles...

So recently I have been seeing this guy at the gym and I have been quite confused about him because of his androgynous features among other things. What I mean is that he has no facial hair, NONE! And high cheekbones, a la Cher, Long curly black hair with sandy brown highlights on top...So already you can see why I am confused. But take away the face, and he has the body of a muscular soccer player... So I had to wait for the perfect opportunity. My mom always tells me "...you got the perfect timing..."

Fast Forward to 5/20/2009...I see and I ask "...Do you do impersonations...?" He says "What?" Now I know there is a slight language barrier, tacos and mangoes, but the question was quite clear. So I think it was one of those "whats" that translated into "I heard you but I want to make sure" So in true feenix fashion, I repeated the question. "Do you do impersonations?" He responded with "Oh no ha ha" and I say "You have a very soft face..." He laughs and says "...with this body...?" and I say "hey you never know" and here I thought the conversation was over. But nope he hit me with the coup de grace and said "...I have not gotten that far yet..." Whoa! LOL

The Androgynous Man...

~feenix