Can't Take It Anymore...

Good Morning faithful followers, glad to welcome you back to another edition of 'feenix magazine'...
Let's jump right into it...

As disappointing and this make sound to some of you, I am going to retire my forever comedic antics concerning the gym and my experiences there. I feel that if I continue to be as observant of the miscreants, fashion faux pas, the gym jezebelles (both male and female), and every other "crazy" person I may seriously injure, or kill, myself on one of the machine designed to enhance not injure. My sincere apologies fans...

I have witnessed more than I care to at the hands of the gym members and below is a list of what has happened this week at the gym (keep in mind that its Thursday morning, I have only been to the gym twice this week, so far, and I missed Tuesday...You do the math)

1) Monday: A grown ass man dressed from head to toe in purple. And when I say head to toe thats exactly what I mean. Like how do you find a fuckin purple wife beater? Then he had on purple basketball shorts with a lavender do-rag and purple and black sneakers. But the coupe de grace was the pink bandanna he had tied around the do-rag. So to be fair, I was not the only person staring at him with amazement. Amazed that you are barely working out and walking around the gym decked out so colorfully in your ensemble. I mean can you buss a sweat? Amazed that purple and pink are not inconspicuous colors. Amazed that even the mexicans were laughing at you...

2) Who takes a 2 hour shower? Need I say more....

3) There should be a dress code at the gym...All in favor say AYE! Ok so how about the lady who had on a string strip ho "bathing suit" as her workout gear. And its not as if she had a body like "b"...it was just awful...Or the gym ho males who think that because they buff they should wear next to nothing. Not to mention that lifting weights WITHOUT CARDIO just makes you a fat man with muscles....UGH!

4) Or how about the people who stink. Dont you know that heat and sweating make you stinkier. Now I am still dealing with the logic of taking a shower before you go to the gym only to get sweaty and have to shower again. Is that a waste of resources?

5) Or how about the number of men with LONG HAIR....and they throw it around, toss it, and tuck it behind their ears. I am convinced NIGGAs are the new BITCHEs....

And last but not least...I bring you to Wednesday.

So I am getting my ab crunch on when I happen to look up and see this 6'9" dude running on the treadmill. So I do a once over and notice that this bamma is running on the treadmill with no shoes and no socks...BAREFOOT. So already I knew he was African (I know thats wrong but so true) Now I know that shoes may be an uncomfortably new experience but some places and activities require that we wear shoes....So many things went thru my mind from sanitation, to hygiene, to running thru the jungles of africa...but the only thing that could come out my mouth was "...let them wear your princely shoes..."LOL thanks Eddie M.


~feenix