fem⋅i⋅nin⋅i⋅ty
[fem-uh-nin-i-tee] –noun
əˈnɪn
| 1. | the quality of being feminine; womanliness. |
With that being said, I have 1 mother "the diva" and count them 1)Mont 2)Black Cherry 3) Soul Rebel 4) Ria 5) Fly Betty (5) sisters...So I can confidently say that when it comes to the art of the woman I am an expert. Because of each of these females in my life I have come to appreciate and down right admire certain aspects of the female, both physical and characteristic. Examples include, but are not limited to, Scent-I love a fragrance that works well with the body chemistry, that is NOT overbearing, and that lingers just long enough to make your head turn after they pass; Legs, specifically legs in pumps/high heels; Hair whether short or long just make sure it works for you and you will get my attention; And those that understand the art of being a woman...
This brings me to my latest gym experience dated 06/01/2009. As I said before I have a thing for scents which is why I always try to smell delicious. So after an extended wait for an elliptical exercise machine, I finally snagged one next to a "lady" and the term from this point forward will be used loosely. She had been on the machine for some time because she was perspiring profusely, so I was like more power to you for gettin' your workout on. But as I began to get into my groove my nostrils were tweaked by a musky odor. So it took me a second to figure out exactly what the odor was and it was necessary that I figure it out because it was intrusive.
So like any normal person you began to try and discreetly sniff your pits to see if you by chance are emitting a skunk like odor. So after several checks, you know you had to make sure, you realize that its not you so your new task is to try and pinpoint the origin of funk. It didn't take long for me to hone in on the "lady" next to me. I was appalled because thanks to the women in my life, that is something that is almost unforgivable. Do I have to explain how relieved I was when she was done that portion of her work out?
Now this may sound wrong and insensitive but I just looked at her in disgust everytime she walked by because there is no reason for a person, LET ALONE A WOMAN, to smell like a skunk...yeah yeah for all you Politically Correct people who say things like "maybe she can't afford to freshen up..." or "in her country (assuming she wasn't born American) they don't use things that smell good.." well to both I say "well she shouldn't be able to afford a gym membership either..." or "we are not in her country, and in this one it is very offensive to smell like a skunk..." And once you notice flaws in a woman, or any person for that matter, you begin to notice everything else. Her hair was Eff'd up, shoes leanin', skin ashy...Just a sad sight! Gee, thanks MOM and SISTERS LMAO...
Please be a lady and teach your daughters to be ladies...The Art of Being A Woman: A Skill That Should Live 4Ever....
~feenix
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